Due to Mayor Smith, formerly the night security guard in city hall, resigning in disgrace, we’re swearing in this homeless guy who’s been sleeping on the sewer grate outside of the courthouse the longest.
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| — | Spokesman for Baltimore City Hall speaking on the succession plans on December 17, 2013 after a series of scandals eject a record-breaking 158 un-elected Baltimore Mayors from office over the course of four years. (HT: Atzok) |
